I have spent not much time for it really... men's habits. I'll describe it as I see it. Just specify that women's habits are a separate issue.
Well...
Let's start with the most innocuous things it's men's socks.
Man, as I think, is not able to cope with his own socks. If there are no women at planet, then men wear socks for weeks and weeks, until the moment when socks are dissolved naturally on the body.
I tactfully keep silence about the smell.
And that's not all about the socks.
If man try to show his independence and puts his socks into washing mashine, then the result can be only one, namely, you will not find even one pair of socks after. Each sock will be without pair.
This experiment was conducted on all types of washing machines.
If man suffered a contusion (coz how I understand that it is possible only as a result of brain injury), he can washed on his hands.
After this procedure, socks are as shapeless mass.
But the man's nature is alive, and not only with socks.
Public transport.
In congested cities - it is a separate form of torture.
Men have a habit of setting them legs wide.
The implication of this position is understandable: Hey, female! Look at me, my balls are huge!
As a commentary: Dearest Men, please think about what is the probability that a female urologist is in close proximity to you at that moment?Fashion last time it is computer games. If you want to punish your man, well... then break his computer, smart phone and game console. This is very effective.
But justice must be, you must offer him something in return.
Picking one's nose. Oh, I'm sure it's something from dude-Freud . Generally speaking, scratching the balls can compete with the picking nose.. only .
If it were possible to explain everything by Infanto.
Another thing I noticed. Often, man holds up the phone with his right hand, but near the left ear.Why? Change your ear or hand. And life will become easier.
And one more thing ... Men are divided into two categories:
The first category is: When a woman does not respond to the call to mate, he is looking for another female. I think it's fair, justified by an evolutionary approach.
The second category is: When the female does not respond to the call to mate. He continues to insist...in the course are pity, lies, humiliation... etc etc.
This is a dead-end branch of evolution.
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
I have not mentioned the habit of watching for a meal in the microwave.
This is something from the category of "Speak to grilled chicken". This is true love with his car. Sports car is like overcompensation...
And yes, the mobile phone in trouser pockets. It is really dislike for me.
I do not think men would be delighted if women wore mobile phones in bras.Blackberry on the right, iPhone on the left...
I love you guys
Grem
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Man, as I think, is not able to cope with his own socks. If there are no women at planet, then men wear socks for weeks and weeks, until the moment when socks are dissolved naturally on the body.
I tactfully keep silence about the smell.
And that's not all about the socks.
If man try to show his independence and puts his socks into washing mashine, then the result can be only one, namely, you will not find even one pair of socks after. Each sock will be without pair.
This experiment was conducted on all types of washing machines.
If man suffered a contusion (coz how I understand that it is possible only as a result of brain injury), he can washed on his hands.
After this procedure, socks are as shapeless mass.
But the man's nature is alive, and not only with socks.
Public transport.
In congested cities - it is a separate form of torture.
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The implication of this position is understandable: Hey, female! Look at me, my balls are huge!
As a commentary: Dearest Men, please think about what is the probability that a female urologist is in close proximity to you at that moment?Fashion last time it is computer games. If you want to punish your man, well... then break his computer, smart phone and game console. This is very effective.
But justice must be, you must offer him something in return.
Picking one's nose. Oh, I'm sure it's something from dude-Freud . Generally speaking, scratching the balls can compete with the picking nose.. only .
If it were possible to explain everything by Infanto.
Another thing I noticed. Often, man holds up the phone with his right hand, but near the left ear.Why? Change your ear or hand. And life will become easier.
And one more thing ... Men are divided into two categories:
The first category is: When a woman does not respond to the call to mate, he is looking for another female. I think it's fair, justified by an evolutionary approach.
The second category is: When the female does not respond to the call to mate. He continues to insist...in the course are pity, lies, humiliation... etc etc.
This is a dead-end branch of evolution.
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
I have not mentioned the habit of watching for a meal in the microwave.
This is something from the category of "Speak to grilled chicken". This is true love with his car. Sports car is like overcompensation...
And yes, the mobile phone in trouser pockets. It is really dislike for me.
I do not think men would be delighted if women wore mobile phones in bras.Blackberry on the right, iPhone on the left...
I love you guys
Grem
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